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Lewis Black's Rantcast

209 – CHAOS!

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8803 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Chaos, it seems to be all around us these days and its pretty much the last thing Lewis wants to talk about though he feel compelled to. Chaos is the feature of this administration and our Leader it at its center. From unfathomable Executive Orders to cabinet members without any sort of qualifications for the job they’re being nominated for. And just when you think it could not get much worse, we get unspeakable tragedies like the DC plane crash and totally botched response. But we are not alone, as this week’s rants can attest to there are plenty of people out there who might just be feeling the same. It’s one week at a time and as suggested last week, we have our next distraction coming up with the Super Bowl on the horizon. ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: [email protected] ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.

0:10.0

Hello there and welcome to the 209th edition of Lewis Black's Randcast entitled Chaos.

0:17.0

Yes, chaos.

0:19.0

Uh-huh.

0:20.0

Chaos.

0:21.6

Because that's what we're living through and that's what we're going to be seeing and it's not going to end.

0:26.6

And did I want to talk about him this week?

0:28.6

No, I did not want to talk about him this week.

0:30.6

But it becomes impossible because a lot of what comes out of his mouth is so, so reprehensible that you can't, I just

0:41.7

can't, I can't, I can't sit here and go, oh yeah, that's fine. Sure, let that pass. Uh-uh.

0:49.3

You know, it's, it's too much. It's in the air. It's in the oxygen. It's everywhere. Okay? And yeah, I was drinking from the go fuck yourself mug, all right? And that was me on the mug, because I'm telling myself to go fuck myself because I shouldn't be talking about it. But I got nothing else to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about the Super Bowl. I'm not a goddamn analyst, but I know bullshed it when I hear it. And I'm fucking sick of hearing it from him. Sick of it. Because we don't know what he gave. Literally just kind of spew stuff. You know, he was doing it again today. He's signing these bells.

1:26.2

I don't know. this will do that.

1:29.5

And 13,000 people ate over there, and there 1,200 people bringing donuts down the hills.

1:36.3

Some of them had inside of them things that were just inexplicable.

1:41.3

They came over the border.

1:43.3

And not even the border that we're next to,

1:45.9

another border, a new border, the one that I haven't even told you about you. It's just,

1:51.6

it's got to stop. Okay. And it has to, not only with him, but with any politician,

1:59.7

when any politician speaks from here on end, okay?

2:02.9

On the bottom of the screen, there's got to be somebody, give him a degree, give whatever

2:08.6

kid wants to sit there and go, not a fact, fact, fact, not a fact, not a fact.

2:14.7

When something comes out of a leader's mouth, someone who purports to be a leader,

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