208 - Hibernation And The Commanders

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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It’s the time of year where Lewis realizes just how smart bears are for just shutting it down for the winter. Commanders because his favorite football team made a fantastic run this season and almost made it to the big game. Now if they can just do something about their name. Oh, and the team's former owner sucks. ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: rantcast@thesyn.com ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here we go. Couldn't be more excited. Wishing this was bourbon. Can't drink.
0:07.0	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
0:14.0	Hello, and welcome to the 208 edition of Lewis Lewis Black's Randcast, entitled, Hibernation and The Commanders.
0:28.3	That's right.
0:29.2	I really was hoping for a better title today.
0:31.7	I've been sitting around literally for quite a while trying to figure it out,
0:37.0	trying to something a little more snappy,
0:40.2	because really a lot of the times these things intermesh,
0:44.4	but hibernation was really what I've been thinking about this week
0:48.8	because it always hits me at this time of year
0:51.0	and just how smart bears are.
0:53.2	And the commanders, who really literally
0:57.4	have given me one of the great runs that I've watched a team do in quite some time. My team,
1:04.3	the team I root for, I mean, because I really don't get that excited when other teams go,
1:10.4	boy, I got to see that team make a record.
1:13.0	I don't give a shit.
1:13.9	I want my team to make a record.
1:16.5	Boy, what they're going to do it three times?
1:18.7	I don't care.
1:21.3	I'd rather my team had gotten into the Super Bowl, but it just was not meant to be.
1:27.4	And the name commanders, I think, is the last thing that needs to be changed in which we can
1:33.3	get over the hump, because it literally is.
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