Hi, kids. Welcome to episode 209 of Hello Disfunction, Crank the Skank. Just excuse me.

What the fuck is that? I just want to say it. Your brain just gave you that.

Sorry, guys. I sound better. Can you tell? And Crystal really loves Flem.

So she's trying to prolong it as long as possible with ice cream cake and cigarette.

I think we have different strains and creamies of stars. Different strains of what?

I'm sorry. No, we had the same thing. The girl said there's lasted two weeks.

They're liars. No, it fucking didn't. Steven said hers was two weeks. This is day eight for me.

Stevie got it right before I got it. And she hers cleared up.

I don't know. That's what they said. Well, I know you and I got the same virus.

And I'm good. I still had a little bit kissing cousins virus. This morning, I had a little bit,

but I ain't got to take muesa next no more. And I'm starting to sound more like me. So yeah,

I haven't had to take any muesa next our suit effect today. I just it's like all coming up though.

But you're trying to keep it as long as possible with this diet of yours. I'm drinking ice coffee.

I'm eating ice cream cake. Yeah, I'm going to smoke a cigarette after

to make sure to make sure your lungs are as strained as possible so that people keep feeling

sorry for me. Fuck healing. No one wants healing. This is when I laugh at the worst. At night,

I just really like tickled dry cough at night. Yes. And it's like, oh, it's so bad.

I have to cough so hard. I like almost pee a little bit sometimes. And I'm like, I'm already in bed.

So I did before. If I do, you know, well, yeah, it happens. So thank God, I was on my way to

the toilet already. But I coughed and I was like, this is what? Yeah. All the time. Yeah, for real.

That was horrible. It's not fun. I've talked about it enough that I get these ads on my

feet now for this clinic in Marin. That does like this magical. No, it does like a vaginal

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