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🗓️ 21 April 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Hi kids! Welcome to episode 210 of Hello Disfunction! I'm Crystal. I'm Padda Freya. That's big perm. This big mama. |
| 0:30.0 | Big mama is here. Guess what you guys? We're both still fucking sick. I finally got put on antibiotics. Thank God my viral turn bacterial. Yeah, I think yours got worse because you're a smoker because the first thing they asked me is are you a smoker? |
| 0:44.0 | And I didn't say I'm a dick choker. I said I didn't say big mama has been vaping but I said no. Not stealing vapes. Not smoking at all. No, I don't do that. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm not big mama is but I'm not. You know what's wild is before COVID fucking I was never sick. I just my sinus shit. I was going to say you're a goddamn liar. No, I'm sick every day. No, my sinus shit. But like viruses, I hadn't been sick in fucking years. COVID before COVID. You clean them fucking years out. She's just drinking a bloody marijuana you guys. I am and I topped it off before we started. It's going to be a good one. A great spicy episode. |
| 1:24.0 | Extra spicy. Where do I start? Okay, let's talk about the meds. Today I was finally able to pick up my meds and God. |
| 1:38.0 | It's been like a three week or deal for some reason in all of the East Bay Walgreens multiple locations. Not only is the pharmacies short staffed but they like have modified their hours to like they're nothing to whatever they feel like that day, I guess. |
| 1:58.0 | And get your shit out of Walgreens. I am now it's bad and they closed all of the drive-throughs. So today I got to carry peace. I was gonna say I carried bunny I carried peace into the fucking pharmacy with the money and a baby Bjorn, which I didn't want to do. But I had to do it to go get my fucking meds that have been accumulating. I picked up five prescriptions today. I'm I'm sorry six. Five were ready. I have to wait on one. |
| 2:24.0 | Three were bronchitis related because that's what's going on here. The other three were my psych meds that I haven't had in three weeks. And thank God I I called Crystal this morning. You guys and I was like listen like you know panic because guess what she did listen. I know when I need to be on my meds. |
| 2:49.0 | A calendar doesn't tell me my body will I will tell me because I will start doing you will tell yeah and I'll slow down at some point and like my actions will tell me and it scares myself. |
| 3:01.0 | So I scare myself into getting back on my meds, which is kind of a good thing because I can't imagine what my life would be without them. I can only fucking so yesterday. |
| 3:12.0 | Our dear friend Leanne Mexican got a new baby. Her mom got her a new tiny beautiful morsel of a Chihuahua named Roman a little chocolate chip. |
| 3:26.0 | And her mom also got herself one and it's the size of like my cell phone may be smaller adorable. |
| 3:34.0 | I you know like a week ago I asked her oh my god is there more and because I knew they were kind of close to where I question you should have been asking right. |
| 3:43.0 | And she was like actually I think there is and so I stopped myself I was responsible that day and I was like you know what no don't give me the ladies info I don't need another pet don't do it that was like a week ago. |
| 3:56.0 | She proceeds to keep posting photos and videos of these tiny little potatoes running around and like frolicing and being like sleeping on her titties and just tiny and cute and I'm like how much trouble could a tiny mouse be really you know. |
| 4:12.0 | So yesterday after watching her feed that she curated I land please block her. |
| 4:21.0 | I said I can't you can block people from your stories it might come to that at some point we're not there yet but I did hit her and I was like hey I can't take it anymore I screenshot it first I sent it to bunny wrong move. |
| 4:34.0 | Bunny's not going to be reasonable never. |
| 4:37.0 | Bunny wants a pet so of course she and I kind of knew that so that's why I sent I didn't send it to you right she tells me we need it we need one. |
| 4:46.0 | And I said yep we do and so I proceeded to get photos of like the remaining litter from lian sent that to bunny she was like we need a tan one I said yep girl I agree. |
| 4:58.0 | That's exactly what I was on so I'm like yep I need the ladies info and I sent bunny's responses to lian you know. |
| 5:07.0 | So she could see this is a supported decision I was like look I said to her like look see it's not just me so. |
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