#207 - Vanderpump Cookie Eating

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic, hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss crushes, Vanderpump cookie eating, Kenz has an update on her wedding, Ray getting correctly gendered at a post office and so much more gay fun!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life.
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Two Dykes, two Dykes,
0:17.0	one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,
0:20.0	yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke, nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen
0:35.0	gentlemen welcome to another episode of two decks in a mic. I'm mikensie good one
0:39.0	aka two dorks in a mork it's coming back two dorks in a mork. It's coming back. Two dorks in a mork. Did people miss that? People have been missing that. My
0:45.7	dams were flooded with people from all around the globe. Flooded?
0:49.4	Flutted. Juicy wet. Help, I'm drowning. It it's gonna be an episode I can already tell I'm fucking you know what I had a nice little snack
0:57.4	and now I'm ready I ran a 10-K yeah and I'm ready and I'm wearing a new one piece. You've got a bandaid visible.
1:05.0	Fuck can you see this? How visible is the bandaid? I mean it couldn't be more visible?
1:11.6	Sorry I had a rough weekend.
1:13.6	No, you did.
1:14.2	Wait, is that from what I think it's from?
1:16.7	RS.
1:18.6	Yeah.
1:19.8	Wow.
1:20.8	Yeah, I grew like a peach. Cool.
1:23.0	The sex was soft, but this is a sex injury.
1:26.0	It was super tender.
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