We are the greatest Dykes in the world.

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

Worldwide Dykes for life.

Hey!

Two Dykes, two Dykes,

one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,

yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke, who, who nights, we nights, we nights,

we nights, yeah.

Look at these blush pants, this is actually the color of my skin tone after a brisk walk.

Yeah. Do you ever let your partner hit you a little bit sexually?

No. Like, Peach. Oh, yeah. I thought I literally was like, do I let Erica punch me a little in bed? No, the face? No, but maybe. No, but no. I would never

let somebody hit me in the face. Or do you ever like, because I don't have a similar skin? I'll stay red for way too long way too long somebody asked me well somebody

asked me yesterday if I had a sunburn and I had you were you just post

fucking no I had just walked oh I went for a light neighborhood walk under a mile yeah

heart rate never went over 100 and boy did my face get red. Yeah.

She came in and saw me said, have you been burned?

And I said, absolutely not.

That is what is actually really hard about being this deeply Irish.

Yeah.

Is that I'm at all times the color of Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales and like I don't want people to think that I'm out there being weird

I look like I've always just finished playing kickball. Yeah, I also look like that not only that and this is a bummer I don't know if it happens to you too but if I get a cut a scrape anything like that it will be deep purple for about two to three years same and then it'll go

even paler yeah same yeah our skin is bad it's not if I could choose I wouldn't

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