#207: Shutdown? SHUT UP

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

1- Shut 'em down.
2- My grandfather had the answer.
3- Making America great again costs money.
4- We fold.
5- I’m 6’3, 239 lbs. Real news of fake weight.
6- Will someone tell tubby the women were marching against him.
7- What’s wrong with the racist misogynistic party I supported?
8. Wanna borrow some cash?

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 207 in my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?
0:22.0	I could change the name to nothing changes if nothing changes.
0:25.8	More likely, I'm going to change your name to.
0:28.0	Ah, fuck it.
0:29.7	You were here.
0:30.9	You saw it.
0:31.6	You lived through it.
0:32.8	Another government shut down this past weekend.
0:36.2	Starting off with the ridiculous, okay, you have a Republican president, a Republican Senate,
0:45.7	a Republican House of Representatives, and the shutdown is based, is blamed rather, on the Democrats.
0:53.0	To start with, the spin from both sides was just crazy.
0:58.3	So the Democrats were saying that they want something on the dreamers.
1:03.9	Before we vote on the budget, we got to have some kind of agreement to talk about DACA,
1:09.0	the dreamers, etc., etc.
1:17.5	The Republicans say the Democrats want to shut down the government because they hate the military and don't want to pay them.
1:19.4	That's exactly what it was.
1:21.8	Yeah, Democrats, we all hate the military.
1:24.3	They can just say anything.
1:27.3	But I don't blame them because the shit works.
1:28.3	The shit works.
1:36.6	Now, when I was a kid, way back when, my grandfather and grandmother had a farm in South Carolina.
1:40.0	And the kids would go to the farm every summer.
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