#206: It's Like, Really Smart

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2018

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

1- Smart people are too smart to say it.
2- You didn’t believe that wall story, did you?
3- You wanted the con.
4- Nice, sweet racists.
5- "We was just bein' ‘Merikkkan."
6- A tough job to do well.
7- Ain't easy being white.

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 206 of my podcast.
0:22.2	Who's paying attention?
0:23.9	Now you might hear some noise in the background and that would be the waves, the crashing waves, as I am in Bermuda.
0:31.1	I love Bermuda.
0:32.2	I'm here every year with Just for Laughs.
0:34.1	This is my 10th time hosting the Just for Last Remuda Comedy Festival. People are fantastic. The weather's good. It's not great. It's not tropical hot, but it's nice. It's warmer than the bomb cyclone I encountered last week in New York. So I'm thankful for that.
0:50.8	Bermuda is a beautiful island. I want to thank them for having me and thanks just for laughs for
0:55.4	sending me down again to beautiful thing. So let's get right into it. Donald Trump, as you now
1:02.9	know, is a very stable genius. Donald Trump let us know after, I don't know how many of his close associates, workers, and even his
1:14.9	family said he was dumb, an idiot, a moron, on and on. And listen, there's a lot I don't like
1:23.6	about Donald Trump, but you got to admire his self-esteem because when everyone around you says you're an idiot
1:31.2	and you come back with, no, I'm not an idiot.
1:34.0	This was his tweet.
1:35.1	Just part, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being like really smart.
1:42.8	Yeah, he's like really smart.
1:44.5	It's a very stable genius, you may have heard.
1:47.3	But think about that.
1:48.3	That is amazing, okay?
1:50.8	People go to therapy for years to try and build their self-esteem.
1:56.2	People who have accomplished amazing feats,
2:00.0	whether it be in academia, winning Nobel prizes or being a great
2:06.1	athlete or writing a great song or whatever. And you say you're a genius. They're like, no, no,
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