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🗓️ 5 January 2025
⏱️ 96 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello everyone, and I would say welcome back to Do We Know Them? But this is, drum roll please, |
0:05.5 | do we award them? Oh, amazing. Yeah, round to applause. This is basically our unofficial |
0:12.2 | award show where we don't actually give the awards to the people because we would rather they never see this. |
0:17.2 | Yeah, and I don't want them, like I don't want to have to put a return address on the fucking thing, and then they get my address and they come and kill me. No, thank you. Some of these people that are nominated are terrifying. Please don't tag them. Please don't tell them. This is for us, girlies. Yeah, literally, can we please keep this between us? Yeah, don't cause drama. Nobody needs that. We basically wanted to ring in the new year with an evergreen episode that would |
0:39.2 | honor all of the things that we covered in that year somehow. Okay. And we didn't know what we wanted |
0:44.0 | that to look like. But then we thought it would be fun to do a little award show because it adds a |
0:49.8 | little bit of like funniness and positivity to otherwise a lot of topics that may not be so funny or |
0:55.5 | positive. You know what I mean? And it's nice to like dress up once in a while. And the grand |
0:59.1 | prize for each winner of every category is going to be one of these. I'm shaking. They're so |
1:04.7 | valuable. 14 karat golden eggs. Yes. 14 karatplated eggs. Somebody's going to believe that. Guys, |
1:12.8 | they're from Amazon. They're worthless. They're literally called gold Easter eggs. And why did mine |
1:16.9 | only come with eight? Because full disclosure, there's 19 categories we're going to be getting into. |
1:20.9 | And yeah, eight. I was like, okay. I guess I'll refill them, I think I had, mine came of like... Chose the wrong one. 15, I think. |
1:27.6 | I guess I chose, I don't know. |
1:29.1 | But the coolest part about this is that Lily and I both have no idea who won these categories. |
1:34.6 | We actually had our family members... |
1:36.2 | Oh, God. |
1:37.3 | Yeah. |
1:37.8 | Lily doesn't have an egg container. |
1:40.5 | So... |
1:41.3 | I could have, like, taken the, like, the carton one that I feel like that wouldn't be very then your |
1:46.1 | real eggs are going to be just floating around your fridge yeah no yeah yeah so um I just have them |
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