Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg. Yep, that's the one. You can see it, can't you? Deep in your mind.

Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin. I don't even need to say its name, do I? Breakfast, done properly.

Served until 11am.

The £5 meal deal from McDonald's.

Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken,

medium fries, four McNuggets,

and a medium soft drink for guess what?

That's right, five pounds.

It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.

From 11 a.m.

Not available on delivery.

Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.

Participating restaurant's subjects of availability.

So we would all go out to eat and she wouldn't order anything.

And I was like, are you hungry?

Like, she's like, no, no, I'm good.

And then she would just eat everyone else's food that they couldn't finish.

And I was like, well, that's really not fair. When we're all splitting the

checks, everyone kind of had the same thing. And she kept doing this. And like, she really wanted

to go to this place that was like on the beach for like happy hour. And I was like, sure,

let's go. So we went. I was like, oh, what are we drinking? She's like, oh, I'm not going to drink anything. I was like, but you wanted to come here.

Like, you wanted to, this is the whole point, like where I'm here because you wanted to come here.

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