4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo. I want to welcome you to episode 205 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? I'm sorry if you hear any background noise. I am in New York and you may hear the heat. Yeah, the heat is on because it is about 20 degrees outside. It has warmed up to 20 degrees. It was 15 when I got here. So it's a bit nippy outside. Well, happy new |
0:41.0 | year. Here we are in 2018. Some things have changed. Some things have stayed the same. Some of it |
0:48.2 | were just going to see how it plays out. Marijuana is legal in California. That's right. Recreational marijuana is now legal. They're still having some trouble working the bugs out. Okay, not all the dispensaries are open. Some places are yet to be licensed to sell. Some of the medical marijuana places are not, you know, legal for recreation, et cetera, et cetera, don't worry, we'll work it out. |
1:13.3 | We're going to get some weed. |
1:14.4 | You know why? |
1:15.2 | Because we need some weed. |
1:16.5 | It's 2018. |
1:18.1 | Help us. |
1:19.2 | It's a great thing for the medical profession. |
1:22.2 | I mean, all these people who had aches and pains and anxiety and glaucom, etc., etc. that needed medical marijuana are |
1:29.8 | suddenly cured. They're free, no longer needing their medical stuff. They'll just do it for fun. |
1:35.8 | And you're going to need it. You're going to need some weed. Listen, today's January 2nd, |
1:40.4 | we're two days into the country, and Kim Jong-un and Baby Hands Trump are already at it. |
1:46.8 | Kim Jong started with a speech talking about how he has the nuclear button on his desk, and he's ready to use it. |
1:54.8 | He has missiles that can reach anywhere in the United States. |
1:58.2 | No, I don't believe him, but what are you going to do? |
2:00.5 | He's a small |
2:01.1 | man with missiles. He also said that he's willing to join South Korea and play in the Olympic |
2:06.2 | games. Insane, right? Just that, that's the kind of crazy you got to wonder about. I got nuclear |
2:14.0 | weapons and I want to play at the Olympics. So you're like, well, that's crazy. |
2:17.9 | Well, guess what, North Korea? |
2:19.8 | We'll see you're crazy and raise your baby hands. |
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