Oh, I've already tired of already cranky. This is gonna be a long show.

If only there was like a mild beverage you could take that would help you be a little bit more awake and alert for a little while after you take it, that would really come in handy.

Marco drug pusher.

I mean, if all the drugs that you can be mildly chemically addicted to, it is by far the most pleasant and least harmful.

That's not true. I'm sure there are less harmful drugs to be addicted to.

I mean, deodorant maybe, but like, that's not really a chemical addiction.

How are you using deodorant?

He's huffing it. That's what he's doing.

No, I did have a glass of diacochoke. You're right. Maybe that'll help a little bit.

Because that's what you were talking about is caffeine. I get my caffeine from diacochoke. Like any responsible human would do.

Right. Surrounded by cancer sugar. Good luck with that.

It's better than having to choke down coffee. Am I right? So anyway.

Nothing in the world is worse in the food world right now than the gradual invasion of sucralose into everything.

Why? Why? Just use real sugar or don't sweeten it.

Sucralose is the worst in the universe. You can always taste that horrible aftertaste.

This has sucralose in it.

Well, so that's the thing is the horrible aftertaste that regular humans like yourself get from diacochoke.

I actually get that from regular coke. Like the regular coke lingers in my mouth for days and diacochoke.

It could be the fuss for it to ask.

Just stop drinking soda from solved.

So does terrible.

I drink diacochoke. I have a can at lunch pretty much every day during the week that is.

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