205: My New Coat
Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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In this week's episode, JD begins feeling like a doctor and upgrades his wardrobe to include a white medical coat. Meanwhile, Eliot discovers her new identity at the hospital. In the real world, Zach and Donald are all over the place discussing edibles, their love for Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, and how many bugs are legally allowed in a can of tuna.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | So here's the thing that I'm learning. |
| 0:06.2 | I guess a lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it. I have a combination of many different things. You know, whatever. I like to smoke that. I hear you, because I like to smoke that shit. And I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you why. you get way more stoned when you smoke it than when you eat it. You know what I mean? Um, sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and you just want a light little tingle. When, who doesn't want to be the, listen man, that light little tingle is like spiky senses to me, man. That shit's like a fucking anxiety. Well, you're, You're a large man. You're a large man. And also, you have... Oh, a truck's coming. |
| 0:41.4 | That's... like spiky senses to me, man. That shit's like a fucking anxiety. Well, you're a large man. |
| 0:37.9 | You're a large man. |
| 0:39.1 | And also, you have quiet. |
| 0:40.3 | Oh, a truck's coming. That light little tingle. I'm telling you. I don't want the light little tingle. I want to be knocked out like the whole body tingle. Right. And to be like, a truck's coming. I don't know what fuck. |
| 0:51.4 | There are those of us out there that kind of just want a light little, ooh, that |
| 0:56.3 | flower looks really red. |
| 1:00.2 | My weed shop, my weed shop, I walk in and there like, you're back already? |
| 1:06.5 | I mean, I'm not complaining, but geez, kid. |
| 1:10.8 | I love that. |
| 1:11.7 | You probably keep the lights on that place. |
| 1:13.8 | You're like Norm and cheers. |
| 1:17.7 | They got a nickname for me and everything, man. |
| 1:21.1 | I woke up singing your song today. |
| 1:24.0 | Which one? |
| 1:24.6 | What you try to get into a day a shoon? What you're trying to do. What you're trying to get into a day of shun. |
| 1:28.0 | What you're trying to do? What you're trying to get into? When Donald and I used to be young and go out, we would, we would text. I guess we would probably call each other like, yo, what you're trying to get into tonight? I'm trying to get into tonight. What you're trying to get into tonight? That used to be the go to. When we'd be at work, it would be like, |
| 1:45.3 | it would be like six o'clock and we get off early. Let's say it was a Wednesday and we'd get |
| 1:51.7 | off that around, you know, nine or ten. And at around nine or ten, that's when the club kind of opens up, |
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