This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed human.

Yeah.

I think that's the first time in Scrubs' re-watch podcast history that you've been on the call before me.

No.

This is the second time.

Well, I love it.

Oh, look what Casey's got lined up for the weekend. There's three options behind you. One of them she's wearing the night. Tell her yellow. The yellow is the pretty one. Tonight, I'm making steak dinner. Are you having date night? No, no, no, no, no. I just decided I was going to make steak dinner than night. Y'all need to do what we do.

We have date night in the house.

You don't got kids.

Right, but they go to bed at what, 738?

And by that time, I want to go to bed.

For all my parents out there who are dealing with this in quarantine right now, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm sure every parent listening is like, mm-hmm.

That's right.

All they got to do is click the ringtone.

Yeah, click your ringtone.

You can get mm-hmm.

I bet every time I say something to you that sounds like a guy with no kids and then you answer it, all those people listening with kids go, mm-hmm. That's right. So when you're a parent, you want to go to bed at 8.30, huh? Yeah, you know, you want to go to bed early unless you got something cooking for later on. Right. You know what I mean? those are the days, listen, I'm going to tell you, the days that I try to help out the most

is when there's not even promise of sex at the end of the night.

When there's like a little, when she gives you just like, when my wife gives me just that

little bit of, that little spark, there's like a little sparkle in her eye that I recognize.

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