205: Harambe's Toilet Wasp Attack

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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We recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room and I think it shows.

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0:00.0	Man, it's a hard one.
0:03.0	Like seven inches from the midday sun.
0:07.4	Hear your whisper and the words.
0:09.8	What?
0:10.7	What even is this?
0:13.3	Shut up.
0:14.0	Shut.
0:14.2	Shut.
0:15.0	Stop it.
0:15.7	Matt Lees is the only one.
0:17.2	Isn't the only one that can do songs?
0:19.5	Listen to that.
0:20.4	That's pitch perfect.
0:21.5	That's like a band.
0:39.5	In case you're not aware of great music, that was Carla Santana featuring Rob Thomas, smooth. Is it Rob Thomas? It is. Excellent. Why? Because it's hot outside. Oh, it is hot outside. Boil it, we're sweating. My jeans are stuck to me. I am a hot mess in every sense of the word. Joe, you look especially smoothed. Thanks. Have you shaved? He does, actually. I have shaved because I thought I was going to be on camera today. And in fact, I was. Yeah, you were. It worked out. Good. Nice. Hey, this is Regular Features Episode 205 Comedy Fun time podcast hosted by the coolest dudes on the airwaves.
0:59.2	You should be on AM radio.
1:01.6	Yeah, it is a very hot day.
1:03.4	We're recording it in my bedroom and we've got all the windows open because our comfort for the next hour or so is worth more than the audio quality of the podcast
1:13.6	that you're about to listen to.
1:15.6	It's gonna sound like a Mediterranean market square.
1:17.6	Also, like, three men of our immense stature and ability to produce sweat,
1:25.6	like we'd permanently ruin the room if we boxed themselves.
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