204: Banknote Busting Mouth Ulcers

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up. Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

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0:00.0	Hey boys, hey girls.
0:02.6	What, what in the butt?
0:04.2	Superstar DJs.
0:06.1	I said, what, what in the butt?
0:08.3	Here we go.
0:09.8	That's what happens when you can't agree which song to sing to introduce episode 104 of the regular features podcast.
0:19.0	I'm going to have to correct you because we will get emails. It is in fact episode 204, Steve. Let's say 1004. You did. A crazy piece of bastard you. Yes, I was plumping for Sam Wells' What What in the But, a classic YouTube song. I was going for the Chemical Bros. Superstar DJ, I think that's called. Two songs that wouldn't mix well.
0:38.4	No, clearly.
0:39.3	That's why there's no mashup.
0:41.6	No one's mashed to those up.
0:43.3	Why are we on our own, Steve?
0:44.8	Why are we so alone tonight?
0:47.0	Because everyone we know, love and care about has gone to Germany.
0:52.6	Yeah, it is the games event thing. And us too, we don't give a
0:55.9	shit about games no more, because we've got better things we're doing with. Yeah, like,
1:01.1	motoring section. Yeah, you've got a motoring section and I run a vast pub that spreads over
1:08.1	multiple rooms. It's quite the empire. And stories. Yeah, stories.
1:13.0	Multiple rooms per stories. I mean, it's very much a three-dimensional enterprise that I am running.
1:18.9	You've unlocked the level. No, you don't have to unlock anything in the Sims to make it upstairs.
1:22.9	But if you did, you would have unlocked that. I actually never bothered my ass with the Sims.
1:28.3	Really? Yeah. I enjoyed your acidic writing on the matter, but it was all beyond me. I just
1:33.5	enjoyed the swears and the allusion to domestic abuse. A big fan of the Sims. I used to like
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