Hey guys, welcome to Hello Just Function Episode 204.

I'm Patafria, just kidding, I'm Crystal, I'm Crystal, that's Patafria.

Here we are. Yes, what? Everybody, I know you're so excited to hear this.

I have a horrible sinus infection again. That's supposed to be like a bumper sticker or something.

I have a sideburned infection. At this point, I just want my head removed.

Yeah, it's been so bad, man. I started getting vertigo yesterday.

It's just been the worst. Do you remember I told you I read that dairy sensitive people could

suffer from chronic sinus infections due to dairy? Yes, that's so weird. You indulge and I feel

like cheese could be the culprit behind this. When I tell you guys every single morning I wake up

and my stomach hurts, it's not an exaggeration. I don't have one morning of my life where I get

out of bed and my stomach does not instantly hurt. And it's usually because I knifed three pieces

of cheese at 10.30 pm before I went to bed. They're laid down with the cheese that I'm not supposed

to be eating in my stomach. Because you're sensitive, I think it's kind of like you're putting poison

in your body intentionally all the time. And I think you're causing chronic sinus infections

and stomach problems. Is this your own yourself from the cheese?

I know. And then in my mom's eyes, she's like, you need to quit smoking. It's them cigarettes. I

know it's them cigarettes. I'm like, you never heard of cigarettes causing sinus infection.

My surgeon told me smoking isn't good for your sinuses. And I'm like, yeah, well, don't

bark up that tree because we're not going to get involved. Yeah, it's not even a problem right now.

Might as well help me outside of that. But okay, maybe we should do an experiment. Let's see,

I'll cut out dairy this week. Can you do that? I mean, honestly, can you do that for like a week?

Yeah. So I haven't been eating ice cream in like over a month.

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