203: Car Sandwich

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Pay your bills. Crystal is on the loose! We’re experiencing a REAL winter right now and Pata Fria’s foot is probably fractured. Mayo is really important to Crystal, Pata Fria has been leaning on God and they’re both considering starting a church.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction Episode 203.
0:19.6	I'm Crystal and that's Patta for you.
0:23.1	And here we are. Yep, with broken brains.
0:28.7	Do you want to talk about this weather?
0:32.0	No, I hate it. Do you want to talk about my $1,000 PG&E bill?
0:37.9	ours was $532.
0:40.7	Mine's definitely like $1,000 because I've been paying like
0:46.0	really small amounts every month. Below the mammoth?
0:50.6	Yeah, kind of like 150 and 200 when my bill is actually more than that.
0:55.6	It's just been building up, which is not smart.
0:58.8	So now I'm going to have to come off like a good chunk of money
1:02.8	and pay some of that down. Well, you know, because of COVID,
1:06.3	there's still not shutting people's utilities off. So you can problem
1:10.2	is I know that because you pulled me that. And that's what gives me the green light.
1:14.6	Like, oh girl, don't sweat it. Just pay. Don't be responsible.
1:20.3	Don't pay $500. They'll shut up. Go on McCarty and get those
1:25.6	cabbage batches. Do it right now. And don't fucking worry about it.
1:30.5	No, for real. That's how my brain works. So it's really. Yeah.
1:34.0	I need to stop that. How to get involved.
1:36.9	What's the weather? I haven't been a good adult.
1:40.4	My ADHD, you know, it's like on 100 all the time.
1:45.8	I don't know what it is. Everybody likes to talk to me.
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