205: Stay Out There

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It’s a wild Saturday night!
Crystal got crop dusted, smoking used to be really cool, don’t encourage conversation with strangers and please always ask before dropping some heavy loads on someone.
Pata Fria can’t see and is still getting really manic. Crystal has taken steps to get her ADD under control and is drinking more water. Fords have no loyalty and being yourself will ultimately give you the best life experience.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction Episode 205.
0:22.3	Jesus Christ, I'm crystal.
0:26.2	That's daddy fat sacks.
0:28.4	Just kidding, AKA potter for you.
0:32.3	There you go.
0:34.6	Hi, wild Saturday night.
0:37.5	I don't think we've ever done this.
0:40.0	It's really late for us. You have no idea.
0:42.8	It's really late, dark nighttime. It's a Saturday night.
0:46.8	I'm home alone, which never happens anymore. I'm pretty happy about it.
0:52.1	I'm home marks out and speaking of really late at night, it's 815.
0:58.0	This is very fucking late for us.
1:02.1	No, it really is.
1:04.2	It is like a buck went out tonight with his friends or with his friend.
1:09.5	He has a friend that like moved here from Georgia.
1:12.4	Like he used to live in Georgia.
1:13.8	Whatever, probably not a good thing.
1:15.7	But I was like, whatever go.
1:17.4	Like, I know I'm not a fun girlfriend that I used to be.
1:22.0	And I would just like him to like not feel like a hostage, I guess.
1:25.6	So go ahead and leave.
1:28.2	But I said something like, well, I have friends too.
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