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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#203: Wrong Again Thank God

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

1- I’m wrong. Thank you, Alabama.
2- They cry voter fraud because none of their disenfranchisement worked.
3- Trump unfit to clean toilets. We knew it, but it's still nice to hear.
4- Fear is down and so are gun prices.
5- Viral video = cash. Hmmm...
6- Happy Holidays, Ivanka.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 203 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:23.4

And this week, just like last week, I was wrong and I'm happy.

0:28.4

That's right.

0:29.4

I was wrong about the Alabama election.

0:32.9

It appears that Doug Jones has won to my friend and listener, Kalinin from Alabama. I am sorry. You were right.

0:41.0

You guys did it. You got it done. It's a beautiful thing. So as you've probably heard by now,

0:49.3

the Democratic nominee from Alabama, Doug Jones has won the Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions.

0:58.7

Now, I hope he also wins a different chair because you don't have to sit in that little

1:03.3

baby chair that Jeff Sessions had.

1:05.5

Jeff Sessions only 5 foot four.

1:07.0

You know they had a little chair.

1:08.5

Maybe it had a booster seat or some, you know, some way he could just touch the floor.

1:12.8

You don't have to sit in his actual chair.

1:15.1

You just want the seat, I hope.

1:18.4

But anyway, Doug Jones has won and a big shout out to black voters in Alabama, women voters in Alabama, black women voters in Alabama, the

1:31.9

LGBT community in Alabama. These people came out and they voted and it made a difference. And some of them

1:40.0

said they might not even be voting for Doug Jones. They were voting against Roy Moore.

1:44.5

But whatever reason, they voted and it happened.

1:47.8

There were people driving around in Selma.

1:51.9

One guy, Quentin Bell, just driving around.

1:56.8

He had the back of his pickup truck.

1:58.9

Get your ass out and vote.

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