Welcome back to What Have You. I am Rachel Jankovic. I'm back at Merkel. We only skipped

one week this time, guys. I have to tell you that I just got a text on my from the best

ever text to get while podcasting. It says this adding a hundred pounds of fish to your

car is only like bringing along a twelve-year-old girl who didn't bathe. That's a great text.

I had to tell you that this is the pitfalls, the pitfalls of my life. I can't tell if this

is a podcast or if this is having teenagers and what have happened anyways. But I really

left the cat out of the bag when I told you all of the podcast as I've told you not once,

but hundreds of times, probably. That when you're really behind on life, get ahead on Christmas.

Well, I can tell you that I feel too known, too seen, when I found myself crafting up Christmas gift

tags. The other day, all of my kids are like, oh, things mom, mom, you're off the chain now because

I'm like, not only. We have the block party coming up, which is just a lot of stuff. It's just a lot

going on, you know. And in the midst of that, I get just seized with this must figure out

that Christmas gift wrap immediately. If I don't, if I don't, nothing can happen. And then when I'm

in the middle of that, as well as trying to organize back to this text I just got from a friend,

when I find myself trying to organize a ride for the fresh tuna I'm by, is this for the block

pretty? No, it's because I'm going to can, too. You just have a hundred pounds of tuna. And the

albacore, Becca, they're running. They're running on the coast of Oregon right now. It's the time

to buy Oregon albacore. We must. Yeah. And so I must do it. We must do it every day to buy the tuna.

Otherwise, how will Christmas happen? I know. Now one will be able to have Christmas if I don't get

a ride for the tuna. And everyone looks at you like, in what world is that tanning your own tuna?

The big thing going right now. But it is. But it is. Well, I'm having a whole hilarious set of

intricacies in my life. But one of them is that I'm hanging fabric on walls in the back room

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