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and defuses them with humor and actual advice.

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This is Lou, I like magazines.

I love magazines.

Sometimes I even go to the grocery store just so I can look to see what's on them.

And this week I was there and I saw O, the Oprah magazine.

And I started leaving through this O magazine because I thought it meant O, B, cool.

Don't be so un-o-cool.

And it turns out it's all about Oprah.

And all she does is invite people over to her house and have gardening and grilling and

teach you how to be totally chill and cool and talk to the most delicious man ever.

I thought, now I am being cool, not all uncool.

I thought Oprah had something going on.

I mean, I'm seeing her in the haptons all the time and I'll tell you this much.

I've never seen that bitch hold a plate of asparagus before.

But here she is on O magazine.

I would be so embarrassed for if I was in the grocery store.

But thankfully, I'm in my own bed curled up at home with a bus boy at my ankles.

Because I have next issue magazine and I get all of this on my iPad.

That's right, get your free 30-day trial at nextissue.com slash crap ends.

You get access to not only Oprah's own private magazine, that's really public called Omega

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