202: Budget TV Dinners

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Valentines Day was cute, same day delivery is dangerous, we can definitely be bought and some people don’t have visual imagination!
Childhood trauma is so so hard. We miss old TV dinners. Don’t let your kids date adults and Pata Fria has an album coming soon

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to episode two of Hello to Sushan.
0:06.0	Two of two.
0:08.0	I'm Crystal.
0:09.0	I'm hot and free yet.
0:11.0	And if you hear something smacking behind me,
0:15.0	it's the kid next door mounting as well.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:18.0	It's making me crazy already.
0:20.0	I have to find my stomach possibly.
0:23.0	I just say a bowl of pasta with creamies.
0:27.0	Don't say creamies.
0:29.0	Could be my neck.
0:31.0	I grew up with me out.
0:34.0	Last night, you know, I worked yesterday,
0:37.0	but it was Valentine's Day and I came home.
0:40.0	And since we've been together, Mark always makes dinner on Valentine's Day
0:43.0	and he made my favorite fucking pasta ever that he makes.
0:47.0	It's so good.
0:48.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:49.0	Was there rose petals all over the bed?
0:52.0	No, but he bought me and all the girls roses.
0:56.0	Oh, yeah.
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