2026.03.05: Apocaparalysis

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Project Hail Mary, imagined characters fading away, Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie, paralysis via apocalypse, the plan in Iran, China's downturn, Elizabeth Warren, political betrayal, and Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

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0:00.0	It's true.
0:01.8	Teenagers' brains aren't fully developed yet.
0:04.3	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:07.4	Shut up.
0:08.5	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.
0:15.9	For March 5th, 2020.
0:18.6	Six.
0:19.3	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.
0:23.6	Her brain might be fully developed.
0:26.4	Sashi Burns had, I should, buddy.
0:27.7	It's not.
0:28.6	How are you doing today?
0:30.5	I'm doing okay.
0:31.8	I'm hanging in there.
0:32.7	We got our thing all worked out.
0:34.0	Listen, I know everyone has been very concerned about this.
0:37.3	So I wanted to have
0:38.0	right at the top of the show, let everyone know that my Lego Project Hail Mary set came in. So
0:44.4	everything's okay. Everyone's been very investing. And I'm also waiting for something to come in today.
0:47.9	I just want people to be able to sleep at night. So this is what our evening is going to look like,
0:52.8	because you've got Project Hail Mary, which I want to give you a little heads up about this. Finn really wants to build this set with you. And he brought the box into the kitchen this morning. I was like, I'm going to build this with my dad. And I was like, that's a lovely sentiment, buddy. Please look at the box and look at the age on this set.
1:11.6	And he goes, it doesn't have a number.
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