But we can't assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.

Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning Somewhere!

For February 24th, 20206, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She does not think that you guys look like dorks.

It's Ashley Burns.

I high to Ashley, everybody.

Well, I mean, you do look like dorks, but dorks are my type.

So are they your type? Well, thank you for that.

Dors are your type. Nice to know. Nice to know. Well, we have a bunch of news stories today. It's kind of a weird news week. Today's going to be like an oddball news kind of an episode for morning somewhere. But there is some real news. We'll cover that and then we'll get more. There'll be a transition here, actually.

We'll start with like real, real hard news.

Then over time, like 30 seconds. So we'll transition to oddball news and that'll be all oddball news from there. Perfect. First of all, today is February 24th. Today is the fourth anniversary of what, Ashley? Once you reach back in your mind, what happened? February 24th, 2022.

The Olympics?

Yeah, yeah, the Olympics probably were four years ago, probably going on at this point in time.

No, there was another major world event that took place four years ago.

What was it?

It was the start of the Ukrainian war, the full-scale invasion of Russia into Ukraine.

Oh my God, has it been four years?

That is weird, isn't it? It's either been forever or no time at all. It's one of those things.

It's just like it becomes part of your life. Like it's been ongoing and ongoing, but also it's super new.

I did see this really compelling AP News photo, which was a lady who was holding two things. She was holding a picture of her as a

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