2026.02.18: Not The Luge
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.
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| 0:00.0 | Skill issue. |
| 0:03.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:15.2 | For February 18th, 2020, 6.0. |
| 0:19.2 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there getting her |
| 0:24.9 | Killian air. It's Ashley Burns had Ashley, buddy. Kiltakia. |
| 0:29.5 | That feel very loud in yours? It did. But did it feel loud because it felt quiet when we |
| 0:35.9 | were on the go. I did a thing. I did a thing. What did you do? I did a thing. I, I don't know why. I did it. I sought it out. I wasn't even prompted. I sought it out. I thought, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go see if there's a more recent firmware. Oh. For our soundboard here. |
| 0:55.2 | Not our soundboard, |
| 0:55.9 | but our mixer that we use for the podcast. The Roadcaster Pro 2. And there is, and it changed like a lot of stuff. Like I pushed it on myself, Ashley. I pushed it on myself. You did this yourself. You're punishing yourself. For what, Bernie? For what? Change my levels. We have a port that went bad on this thing. |
| 1:10.0 | A line in that went bad. |
| 1:11.3 | So now it's like, |
| 1:12.1 | hey, this thing's been a hoss, you know? |
| 1:14.3 | I told myself, For what, Bernie? For what? For what? For what? I have a port that went bad on this thing. A line in that went bad. |
| 1:11.3 | So now it's like, hey, this thing's been a hoss, you know? |
| 1:14.3 | I told myself on the plane I was going to, like, count up all the episodes. We literally don't know how many episodes of this podcast. If someone wants to do a count for us, that would be great. Make a guess. And we'll do it for tomorrow. |
| 1:23.2 | You make a guess. |
| 1:24.6 | Let's include every episode of this podcast. |
| 1:27.5 | It includes a Saturday sponsor chats as well. |
| 1:29.8 | Okay. |
| 1:30.1 | How many episodes of this podcast includes a Saturday |
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