2026.01.28: Applicable Generally

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss objective players, Highguard, fantasy power rankings, Zerg rushing, Steam review guidelines, Tik Tok algorithm changes, big number alternatives, and Khabe Lame sells his identity.

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0:00.0	This is the life we shows.
0:05.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:08.2	Shut up.
0:09.4	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.
0:16.8	Or January 28, 2020.
0:19.4	My name is Bernie Burns Burns sitting right over there.
0:25.2	She just needs to guard the generator.
0:26.9	It's Asa Burns.
0:27.6	Why do I need to guard the generator?
0:29.3	That's a high guard.
0:30.5	Are you making high guard inside jokes?
0:32.6	This is like day two of the game.
0:34.6	And you're high guard inside joking me?
0:37.0	People know what I'm talking about.
0:37.9	By the way, I noticed. It's applicable to lots of different scenarios. I noticed, is it? Is it really
0:43.7	when I got home from school from doing the school drop-off this morning that the TV was on?
0:48.5	Oh, was it? Did you wake up in High Guard? I might have got a match in. I found a thing that really locks me into video games, which is turning off that
0:58.9	goddamn crossplay, you PC players.
1:02.0	I need my auto aim at my age and my, for my controller, FPSing, you know?
1:07.4	Right.
1:07.7	You need to know that, like, you're in the swamp with all the other swamp donkeys.
1:11.1	Oh man, I'm really shitty at this game.
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