2026.01.26: The Prequel Problem

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Last of the Mohicans, Alex Honnold, Taipei 101, height anxiety, Iranian protests, American warships, two party recordings, celebrity text subpoenas, trolling, the shooting of Alex Pretti, and Australia's Top 100.

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0:00.0	Stay alive, no matter what it occurs.
0:04.4	I will find you.
0:06.5	Hey!
0:07.5	We're wearing the hottest scenes in cinematic history.
0:10.6	Good, really?
0:11.6	Why are you?
0:12.9	Wherever you are, because it is more like somewhere.
0:17.9	Or January 26, 2006.
0:26.1	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there about to explain herself.
0:27.4	It's Ashley Burns.
0:29.2	Say hi to Ashley.
0:30.6	It was.
0:31.5	You didn't love Ash and the O'Hikins.
0:33.4	That was like an epic romance.
0:35.8	I mean, in the moment he's like, he's like, you're about to get kidnapped. It's going to suck, but I'm going to come for you, babe. That's horrifying. Well, like, the kidnapping and stuff is not, but, like, the whole section where, like, he and his family are, like, running up the mountains and they're, like, hunting the bad guys who've got the girls. And, you know, coming up in girls, it's hot.
0:54.4	That's Daniel Day Lewis, right?
0:56.0	It is.
0:56.4	Absolutely is.
0:57.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:58.2	Arguably the one of the best actors of his generation.
1:03.1	And Last of the Mohicans is not a movie I would have associated with Daniel Day Lewis.
1:08.5	It's not these days, but I watched that like enough to probably wear the VHS out when I was little.
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