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Morning Somewhere

2026.01.22: The Terrible Secret of Space

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ben discuss Gold records, Gold YouTube buttons, streaming metrics, TikTok hooks, handy ultrasounds, musical talent, Espresso vibe-authoring, rumors about Vimeo layoffs, and rampant astronaut speculation.

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0:00.0

Thanks for telling me.

0:03.7

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.7

Shut up.

0:07.9

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:13.8

Morning Somewhere!

0:15.4

For January 22nd, 2006.

0:18.6

That was a lot of syllables.

0:19.5

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:22.1

Sitting right over there. It was last time in the podcast for this week. It's been. It's how I'd been everybody. Maybe last time

0:26.1

ever. No, say that. Why would you say that? Why? I mean, after I said it sounded ominous.

0:30.4

Any day could be your last, Bernie. Live life to the fullest. So really quickly, current

0:36.2

events. President Trump has said that he is now not going to use force, even though the U.S. would be unstoppable. Yeah. No, no force will be used to take Greenland. And the stock market... Greenland or Iceland. Are you going to play into that? I don't think, I don't think he actually made a mistake. I think he actually wants Iceland. I think he might want Iceland.

0:54.9

I think he's his way to say.

0:55.9

What's more interesting.

0:56.9

Yeah, but the stock market, which fell by about 2% after there was some bonds sell off

1:03.3

and everybody was retaliating.

1:05.6

And now the talking point is with the recovery in the stock market after he backed off,

1:10.5

is that investors are

1:11.7

having more of an impact on Trump than foreign leaders are. But that's your current of it's

1:16.7

world political news now. Greenland, you are safe for the moment. I also wonder, like, if the U.S.

1:22.2

has troops there, like, they're already there and they're an ally. They've already got like

1:26.1

unfettered access, basically. Like Like just logistically, how do you take over the country? Like, how do you, like, usually when you land troops in a country, you're like, okay, we're in the country with troops, but we already have troops there. Do they just like say, hey, now we're bad guys, you know, now we're bad troops? Well, you know what it reminds me of. It's like, um, the Taliban took back. I've got to send like all of a sudden the main thing that the issue that was like, oh, now we have to do like passport, isn't it applications and like all the admin stuff? They're like, oh, we didn't, we actually don't want to do this. Once we have to start doing the minutia of Greenlee. Yeah, the actual like governmental

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