2026.01.19: Slow News Year
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs, tennis professional amateurs, and mistaken identities at the BBC.
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| 0:00.0 | Bitch, what the fuck? |
| 0:03.8 | Beach, what the fuck? |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.9 | It's elegant, fancy. |
| 0:11.2 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:17.2 | Morning Somewhere! |
| 0:18.8 | For January 19th, 20206. |
| 0:22.1 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:26.2 | She's jealous about all the attention I got this weekend. |
| 0:28.9 | It's how she burns ahead of actually. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm so jealous of all the attention you got this weekend. |
| 0:32.4 | I had a lovely birthday this weekend, the 18th of January. |
| 0:36.3 | It was fun. |
| 0:37.2 | We had a fun day. What? |
| 0:55.6 | I was trying to do something. What are you trying to do? With the United States government, it wouldn't let me do set a date for today. And now I figured out why. It's MLK Day. And I know that, I know that because it's my birthday. Were you trying to like set an appointment? It's like, we don't have any appointments available today. I was like, what the fuck? You know, I'm in here on Sunday trying to do this thing and it's like Monday's not available. |
| 0:57.1 | Just trying to get ahead of the week, buddy. |
| 0:57.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.4 | You gotta stop me. have any appointments available today. I was like, what the fuck? You know, I'm in here on Sunday trying to do this thing, and it's like Monday's not available. |
| 0:55.7 | Just trying to get ahead of the week, buddy. Why you gotta stop me? It's interesting when you like leave a country, you just, you know, the national holiday for MLK Day. Happy MLK Day, everybody. To those who celebrate. I'm actually making a big assumption that today is MLK Day because it is Monday around my birthday, so that tends to be MLK Day. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah, today, January 19th is MLK Day because it is a Monday around my birthday so that tends to be |
| 1:11.2 | MLK day uh yeah today January 19th MLK day uh me MLK and uh Muhammad Ali all like hanging out |
| 1:18.9 | you guys all having a party yeah yeah we all have our uh big weekend in the middle of January |
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