Welcome, everyone, to another edition of the KSR Pre-show.

Today is Thursday, January 8th.

I am Billy Rutledge, along with Shannon the Dude.

You can give us call on the Clark's Pumpet Shop phone line.

That's 859-2-80-2287.

Texas at 502-265-66.

And as always, the KSR Pre-show is brought to you by Italics. Fine Italian Dining in Lexington, Kentucky at the city center on Main Street. That's where I'm at today. Shannon the dude joins me in Louisville. Shannon, I don't have a lot written down today because I think we all know what we need to talk about today.

But how are you doing, buddy? What's up? What do we need to talk about? What is there something going on that we need to talk about? Well, I think we just, we need to have a come to Jesus moment, I think. I don't know. Like we need to talk about what happened last night. But regardless, let me ask you, dude, how, how's your morning going? How's everything going with you before we get into the It's good, man.

It's just a typical morning.

I'm here, you know. Regardless, let me ask you, dude, how's your morning going? How's everything going with you before we get into the doom and green of what this season is?

It's a typical morning I'm here, you know. I've already done a couple of shows and everything's just peachy. Everything's good. What about you? Everything's good back there in Lexington. You look like you're a little, like, annoyed, frustrated. I don't know if maybe it's because you had to stay up late and, you know, run the postgame show and listen to all the angry callers from the game last night? Or what did it? What's going on? Well, part of it was that somebody threw away my creamer out of the fridge this morning. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Somebody threw away your coffee creamer? My coffee creamer. And you know how much we need our creamer. Some animal just came in and threw away your coffee creamer that was in the

in the community refrigerator.

Somebody threw it away.

Somebody threw it away.

That to me is punishable by death.

Whoever did that, we need to like bring them into the, you know, you're on the jury now.

I think you would find this person guilty and, you know, send them to the chair. I mean, this is bad. They threw away your coffee. Why did they do that? Well, you know, I threw a fit and I was like, you know, what's going on? Who's throwing other people's stuff away out of the fridge? And they're like, oh, yeah, we think Ellie threw away a creamer yesterday.

She said it was over a month expired. No, wait, don't throw names into it. Why did you say Ellie? Because she threw it away. He's nice. Now you make me take back everything I just said. I like Ellie. We wouldn't do that. But she threw away my creamer. but maybe she was doing me a favor because they said that it was over a month expired. Here's my thing on expiration date.

Expiration. We wouldn't do that. I do too. But she threw away my creamer. But maybe she was doing me a favor because they said that it was over a month expired.

Okay.

Now, here's my thing on expiration dates. Expiration dates are just a suggestion. You don't have to follow them by the book. Like, it's okay to eat something that is expired from a month ago. Promise you, I've done it. It's fine. I am here to tell you I'm still alive.

I'm guaranteed human.

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