2025 Ep 302 - Hamish’s brush with Border Security
Hamish & Andy
LiSTNR
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack!
1. Tall hat liability
2. Extreme empaths
3. Social skills name game
4. Hamish’s run in with NZ customs
5. Andy’s Dad has never bought a TV
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A Listener Production |
| 0:04.0 | Activate your internet |
| 0:09.1 | because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three |
| 0:14.0 | two |
| 0:15.7 | Sorry, still buffering |
| 0:19.0 | One Ahoy to my Sorry, still buffering. One! |
| 0:23.6 | Ahoi to my Anitja, Hamish. |
| 0:27.7 | Always, I mean, ahoy, that I always see the panic in your eye when it's a pronunciation issue. |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, this one's tough. |
| 0:35.8 | This one's tough. |
| 0:37.1 | It feels, I don't know, we could be, I always go to swords, but it's never... We did swords. We've done swords. Could be swords, could be mushrooms. Keep going. No, not swords. Duku. For Jack. Hoy to my duku, Jack. Not like a... You're not mispronouncing like a ducker eggs? Like might be Dukkah. Dukkah, yeah, what's that like a type of nut? Oh, Ducker, that's just, yeah, the spices and nuts. So you put on a salad? No, no, it's not bad. It's not bad. I mean, I'm Hunatu. |
| 1:12.5 | You know what I mean about the pronunciation, Jake? |
| 1:14.6 | It's that thing, very high eyebrows, |
| 1:17.5 | and just looking at the other person, |
| 1:20.1 | a look that says, well, I've done my bit, |
| 1:22.2 | and I'm deciding I did it right. |
| 1:24.4 | I'd be terrible if I was, you know, |
| 1:26.8 | pulled in to commentate the Olympic Games |
| 1:29.8 | where you just get a sheet of gymnasts from, you know, |
| 1:34.2 | Eastern Bloc countries and you're like, |
| 1:35.6 | and it's with confidence. |
| 1:37.2 | I need to work on my confidence rather than just hope. |
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