2025 Ep 301 - ⁠Andy’s apology song to Jack

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…
Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’!

1. Tallest hat - a small health risk
2. Andy’s apology song to Jack
3. Power moves
4. In the Hertz family

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.5	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to Madurodine Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.5	Ahoy to Mduedinum, ham.
0:26.2	Yeah, this is a body part.
0:27.7	Where's the duodenum again?
0:29.6	I want to say the penus.
0:33.2	Which is the Latin for the penis.
0:35.3	Oh, no, no, it's not.
0:36.6	See, that's the thing. If it was there, it'd be like, yep, great. But since it's not, then you become the guy that, um... Is sure the duodenum's not in the penis? No. Liza's not going to do three things about the penis? Why wouldn't she, Jack? Why wouldn't she? It's a part of the body. I'll just be shocked if you chose that. I think you're thinking of the perineum.
0:54.5	No, I know that's it. Why wouldn't she? It's a part of the body. I'll just be shocked if she chose that.
0:55.8	I think you're thinking of the perineum.
0:58.9	No, I know that's in the penus.
1:02.4	If Jack's his banjo string, I'll be like, come on, mate.
1:04.8	Oh, no.
1:06.0	No.
1:07.4	No. You had Dean of them.
1:09.1	Oh, you've just changed it in the moment.
1:10.7	I bet it in the moment.
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