2025 Ep 298 - Blowing Crumpets Wide Open

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro Member Services” to do the job. We check in with our resident Appleist, Brian, about the ‘Louis Vuitton’ of apples coming out of Australia, plus, inspired by the treasures of AM radio, Andy introduces a fun new game: “What Are They Trying to Clean?”

1. Crumpets Test
2. Bec Birthday Prank
3. Brian the Appelist
4. AM Radio Cleaning Game

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.4	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoey to my Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.7	Ahoi to my divergent.
0:26.7	Hamish.
0:27.7	Just try and guess which direction I'm going in,
0:30.4	because you won't be able to, because it's often two.
0:33.2	Yep, I diverge.
0:34.6	Aoy to my convergent.
0:37.2	O'hoi, I feel like we're in the math science realm.
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:41.3	Something we probably learned at high school and forgot.
0:44.1	So it is ringing bells.
0:46.2	But I'm confused because it's the bell that ringing just that I know those words.
0:50.1	Oh, yes, yes.
0:51.1	And these just English words that I know.
0:53.2	No, science, I would say, is a part of it.
0:56.9	Transform, I am.
0:59.1	But I would say it's more geology.
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