2025 Ep 297 - How Many Monkeys Are You Carrying?

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals the next industry that he’s about to blow wide open! Andy also takes us inside the WhatsApp chat of our Tall Hat Dream Team to deliver a very important update!

1. Monkeys on our backs
2. Colgate ad stitch up
3. Inside the tallest hat WhatsApp chat
4. Crumpets investigation

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.4	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me deep Sorry, still buffering. One.
0:23.8	Ahoie to me deep hollow, Amish.
0:27.7	Okay.
0:28.9	Porn names?
0:31.3	No.
0:32.5	Okay.
0:32.9	Ahoie to me vertical.
0:35.1	Yeah, could still be porn names.
0:37.2	Not as sexy.
0:39.6	Well, mine...
0:40.1	It's vertical Jack.
0:41.1	I suppose if you're always lying down.
0:44.5	And mine's...
0:46.2	Well, this actually does sit on the theme as well.
0:48.9	Pratruding.
0:51.2	Wow, so not an inny.
0:52.8	Not an inny.
	...

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