2025.10.23: Saving Your Place
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up everything, anti-theft culture, Get Smart, Rosey The Robot, and learning to love the Star Wars prequels.
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| 0:00.0 | Gonna sit down |
| 0:02.1 | So when I poo, I can also be |
| 0:04.9 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:11.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:12.7 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is |
| 0:18.6 | Morning Summer. |
| 0:20.5 | For October 23rd, 2020, 5. |
| 0:23.8 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:26.4 | Apparently, everyone says hi to her, so I say hi today. |
| 0:30.0 | It's Ashley. |
| 0:30.8 | Say hi to her. |
| 0:31.7 | What was that? |
| 0:33.1 | Is that drop, like, guys figuring out what it's like to be a girl all the time? |
| 0:37.1 | I don't know what, no, I don't know what the device is. Like you don't automatically like pee and poop at the same time. That's weird for me to think about. No, that's, I think he was just doing that because we're playing Funky Town and he was wanted that vibrato effect. But is that what it's called? Vibrato. I'm not a music person. you can't overanalyze the lore there |
| 0:56.6 | Ashley it's called, vibrato? I'm not a music person. You can't over-analyze the lore there, Ashley. It's just the lyric is so that a rhyme. But it is a thing that I now think about is like you don't normally like poop and pee at the same time. Yes, we do. What are you talking about? Do you? How are we in this conversation right away on a Thursday? I guess it's my fault for the drop. |
| 1:11.6 | For the drop. |
| 1:28.4 | No, yeah, absolutely. What do you mean? What are you like birds? Well, no, I mean, I guess, okay, fine. Yeah. I mean, that's how ladies are, right? They're all birds down there. Like, it's all out of the same hole. Yeah, that's how, that is how female anatomy works. Hey, so I want to follow up on what we're talking about with the saying hello to Ashley. |
| 1:28.4 | So I had a heartwarming post on our sub. That is how female anatomy works. Hey, so I want to follow up on what we're talking about with saying hello to Ashley. |
| 1:42.8 | So I had a heartwarming post on our subreddit. And it came from, I can never read anyone's name. So I'm going to try to get this right. It's PCJ Fro. I think that's what it's. All right, PCJFro. So he posted actually from my, I'm guessing from his dash cam. I'm going to reveal something here in a second. |
| 1:43.2 | Go ahead. |
| 2:17.6 | PZJFro, and it was him listening to the intro from yesterday's podcast. And when I called out people for not saying hi to Ashley, he said hi Ashley. And it's perfect time. You posted a video of it. Him saying hi to you. You saying hi back. And then me going, I bet there's some guy in his car right now going, hi, Ashley. And actually did a pretty good impression of them, I thought. But he had this thing. So this is somebody, before I mention anyone's name on the podcast, especially if it's from like a Reddit post, especially Reddit, especially Reddit. I think that's kind of, in itself, an endorsement in kind of a way. |
| 2:21.8 | It's not at all, but it can feel like it sometimes. So I always click, just to make sure, |
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