You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced.

Hey! We're recording the podcast!

Shut up!

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Summer!

For September 18th, 2020.

Five, my name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. She's bright-eyed and bushytail. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I set my alarms early this morning. It's my mom's birthday. I can't miss it. Got to wish her happy birthday. Just thinking about the way to work your mom's birthday in, but we didn't talk about it before hand. Happy birthday. Peggy, it's her birthday. I feel like I'm channeling your mom these days because your mom has the massive Blu-ray collection. Now I'm warfing into that. She does. It's like her Blu-Rays and DVDs have their their own bedroom and now so do yours. Does she have

any Jimmy Kimmel Blurates, which are about to become a huge collector's item? Yeah, you're going to want to get those on eBay if you haven't got them already. So this is a pretty, I don't know, there's no words, no adjectives anymore. I'm out of adjectives to describe what, hey, maybe we should move to we only one day a week and we specify a day of the week where we talk about what I guess most people would call

politics, but to me politics is politicians, right, and voting. And elections and measures that are being passed. But it seems like that's not really the case with

the way people are living their lives currently. Lettuce on a hamburger is political and everything else.

I mean, this leans a little bit more to it. We're talking about Jimmy Kimmel getting

indefinitely suspended by ABC, who was owned by Disney. And I think everyone, well, I shouldn't say everyone.

Everyone I've talked to has pretty much had the same reaction, which is like, holy shit,

I got to go hear what Jimmy Kimmel said about Charlie Kirk. I got to go hear this to see what got

him fired from one of the most popular talk shows in America.

And then you go listen to the quote.

I'm one of those people because I just heard about this before we sat down recording.

Because this morning I was busy as every morning running around, getting kids ready for school, making snacks and being like, do you have your bike helmet?

And doing all that stuff and then getting the kid to school. I get home and the first headline I read is that Jimmy Kimball's been suspended. And I was like, these must be some wild comments. But I haven't actually looked it up yet. Oh, you haven't? Here you go. You want to hear it? Here is what Jimmy Kimmel said about the murder of Charlie Kirk. Everybody will have them instead.

At least it's somebody we can trust, though, right?

We hit some new lows over the weekend,

with the maggie gang desperately trying to characterize

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