And I call it the life-changing magic of not giving a fuck.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Got up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning Southwest!

For July 29th, 2025.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's practicing her magic arts.

It's Ashley Burns.

I had Ashley, everybody.

Oh, oh, it's magic.

You strike me as a person who doesn't give a fuck a lot.

Well, it depends.

Sometimes I give lots of fucks, and sometimes that takes too much energy.

I saw a video where I really cared a lot when I watched the video, which was, it was two

videos back to back. It was an American Airlines plane flight that the wheels caught on fire, something caught on fire underneath the

plane. And it was from outside the plane. You were watching people come down the slide. And there

was an exceptional amount of time between each person coming down the slide. Like, you could-

That's aggravating. You could count to five. Did everyone remember to take their high heels off?

Everyone was too busy, like completely covered in their carry-on luggage. Like, some of these people had so much carry-on luggage around them. I'm like, how did you even get that on the plane? How did you get on with that amount? Right. There is a restriction going on the plane of like, theoretically, you have your one carry-on and you have your one bag that you can pretend

can fit under the seat in front of you, right? That's still two things. But it's not like all

over you. I mean, they looked almost like cartooned some of them. Had like three or four

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