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Morning Somewhere

2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is not about the nail.

0:02.2

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:05.2

Shut up.

0:06.4

Good.

0:07.4

Murder to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:12.2

Morning Southwest!

0:13.6

For July 9th, 2020.

0:16.5

Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right there. She always makes it about the nail. It's Ashley

0:24.4

Burns. Say hi to Ashley everybody. It's all about the nail. All about the nail. Okay.

0:31.2

I love that sketch. I love that sketch. But I can understand why people wouldn't like that sketch.

0:36.8

It's, uh, to me, you can watch the nail in the head sketch if you've also watched the

0:42.2

man cold sketch. You have to watch those both. You can't watch one or the other. It's,

0:45.5

it's, um, imbalanced if you watch that. Okay, well, then here's what we will do. We will put a link

0:49.9

to both of the sketches in order in the link dump so people can watch them as they must,

0:55.4

okay, as they should.

0:57.6

I actually, I gotta say, I think my voice has kind of made a slight but permanent change.

1:02.9

I feel like it has over the course of the last three weeks.

1:05.4

Maybe it's because I've changed, radically changed, climate like four times now in the last

1:10.7

two weeks.

1:11.6

To myself, I just sound a little bit different.

1:13.6

Maybe it'll change.

1:14.6

Maybe the acoustics in your head have changed.

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