I don't want to be crying and puking and pissing and rather than shit down.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

That's good as it gets today.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning, September.

For July 3rd, 2020.

Five, my name is Bernie Burns.

I turned up the music a little bit there, but now it's going down.

How do you like that?

Say hi to Ashley Burns, everybody.

She's sitting right over there.

Look, I hope you enjoyed that drop because that's probably the most cheerful,

highest part of the episode.

Lots of bummer news coming out today. And we got to start with like trigger warnings of domestic violence and sex trafficking. So that just should give you an idea of where we're headed today. So we're going to be talking, you know what, if you don't want to hear about this, we're going to talk about layoffs, and we're going to be talking about people leaving beloved creative projects. and we're going to be talking about the verdicts in the Sean Combs trial. So that's what we're talking about today. If you don't want to hear about those things, just go have a good Thursday. Just head on out. You know, we'll see you tomorrow. Just practice some self-care. But let's talk about the Sean Combs trial first. We'll try to get through some of this

stuff as quickly as we possibly can. So the verdicts are in. I have a quick recap here, Ashley,

if you'd like to hear it, of the verdicts in that case. Combs was found not guilty on count one,

racketeering conspiracy, not guilty on count two, the sex trafficking of Cassandra Ventura, not guilty on count four, the sex trafficking of Cassandra Ventura,

not guilty on count for the sex trafficking of former girlfriend, Jane,

and then was found guilty on count three,

the Man Act Transportation of Cassandra Ventura,

and found guilty of the Man Act transportation of former girlfriend, Jane.

Yeah, so it's kind of an interesting mix of the guilty, not guilty.

So he was found not guilty of the racketeering,

...