2025.07.01: Pit Slop

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta Superintelligence, Last Action Hero, Honda rockets, and confusing globalism.

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0:00.0	I've made a terrible mistake.
0:04.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:07.0	Got up.
0:08.2	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:13.9	Morning somewhere!
0:15.7	For July 1st, 2020, 5th.
0:19.1	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:21.8	Sitting right over there.
0:23.9	She's raising her eyebrows at me frantically.
0:26.0	What is that about?
0:26.7	What are you doing over there?
0:27.4	That's your suggestive eyebrows.
0:29.9	That's your suggestive eyebrows.
0:31.4	They go like this.
0:32.3	What's up?
0:34.9	You look like a cartoon character who just closed a deal on a used car.
0:40.3	She looked like, hey, everybody, how's it going?
0:42.0	We've had some technical difficulties today.
0:43.8	So this episode, I have a feeling, Ashley, is probably going to come out a little bit late.
0:47.3	A little bit late, probably, and maybe a little short.
0:50.2	Fighting mixers, been fighting internet today, been fighting VPN.
0:54.0	Fighting the world, really.
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