2025.06.26: Gone Fishing
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Scott! |
| 0:02.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.2 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:11.8 | Morning Subway! |
| 0:12.8 | For July 26, 2020. |
| 0:16.4 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:19.2 | I'm actually on the road today. |
| 0:20.6 | This is a pre-recorded episode with Scott. So, sad to Scott, everybody. It's Scott over there. I think I did a great job there. I sound exactly like Finn almost. Yeah, you said yesterday, when they played them back to back, and we learned that was not true. Yeah, that's true. But without having them back to back. I want to say thank you because I haven't seen your flash go off on your phone all day. So I appreciate you making a change at this point in your life for me, which benefits me. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I appreciate it. By the way, is that the shortest drop you've ever played? Great Scott? Yeah. No, I think I played one the other day. Somebody said, oh my. And that was it. Wow. I've also just played like the sound of the Roblox guy dying, which I don't think you'd know what that is. I do not know what that is. Yeah, I'll play it for you right now, just so everyone can have reference for it. This is the sound of a Roblox trigger warning, Roblox character dying. Oh! That's it. What? That's it. Is that from a show? You asked me the shortest drop. Yeah, it's a Netflix series called Roblox. |
| 1:13.0 | It's about a bunch of blocks that you... What? That's it. Is that from a show? You asked me the shortest drop. Yeah, it's a Netflix series called Roblox. |
| 1:15.1 | It's about a bunch of blocks they use. |
| 1:17.6 | They use them to build roads, and then they have adventures. |
| 1:19.6 | So here's how we can start. I thought we have an easy segue to at least get going today |
| 1:23.7 | because we stopped yesterday talking about the $21 trillion that has gone missing in |
| 1:30.1 | taxpayer funds over the last. |
| 1:31.4 | Allegedly. |
| 1:32.6 | That's a lot of money. |
| 1:33.9 | Dude. |
| 1:34.4 | That's a lot of money. |
| 1:35.3 | It is a lot of money. |
| 1:36.0 | My point I was trying to make yesterday is that we're like $36 trillion estimated on our total |
| 1:40.7 | ever accumulated national debt with interest. |
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