2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:13.9 | 4-219, 2020. |
| 0:16.6 | 5. |
| 0:17.2 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:19.6 | Happy birthday, Jeff Ramsey. |
| 0:22.0 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:23.7 | She is not 50 years old. |
| 0:25.4 | It is Ashley Burton. |
| 0:26.2 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:27.2 | Not yet, but give me some time. |
| 0:28.8 | I'll get there. |
| 0:29.7 | Happy birthday to our old friend, Jeff Ramsey, is 50 years old today, Ashley. |
| 0:34.0 | Is that the semi-sequidicamentennial? |
| 0:36.6 | That is half a century. half a century. That is |
| 0:39.9 | one-twentieth of a millennium. You're nearly there. 19 more to go and you'll be a thousand years old. |
| 0:46.5 | Happy birthday. Happy birthday to Jeff. All right. So what's going on in the world, Ashley? |
| 0:51.1 | Let's see. I have a new money-making hack. I have a money- I have a money making thing today too. What is your money making hack for us today? Uh, we are going into the trafficking of pangolins. Pangolins. Why are we trafficking pangolins? Well, I read a lovely article. What is a panglin? Is it like a, it's like a, it's like an Armadillo Gila monster looking thing. Yeah, to me it looks, it looks like the closest thing that I would relate it to would be an armadillo, but it's like got sort of these triangular looking scales. I feel like I didn't learn about panglins till much later in my life too. Like as a kid, I feel like I would have been all in on pangolids. If only you knew. |
| 1:28.5 | Right. |
| 1:28.7 | Well, when you were a kid, you would have been collecting pangolins and then you would be set for life now. You'd be like a multi-dice billionaire. Because I can sell. How much do they go for on the trafficking market? Well, tragically, I'm not sure what the exact cost is. but I did see that they are the world's most trafficked mammal. |
| 1:45.3 | And it is... |
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