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Morning Somewhere

2025.06.06: Jumping Ship

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss scary stories, parents arrested in North Carolina, US digital surveillance, Musk Trump social beef, the Epstein boogeyman, Switch 2, corporate gift wrapping, impossible packaging, the strongest material on Earth, and thoughts on the Jump Ship demo.


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0:00.0

I'm not a witch.

0:02.9

I'm not a witch.

0:04.3

But you are just as one.

0:06.1

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:09.1

Shut up.

0:11.8

Morning to you, wherever you are, because it is,

0:16.0

Morning Somewhere!

0:17.7

4 June 6, 2020.

0:20.8

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She weighs more than a duck. She's fine. It's Ashley Burns. I had Ashley, everybody. So I'm made of wood and you've got a case of the giggles. This is going to be an interesting day. I didn't realize that that drop that quote from Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

0:38.4

I didn't realize how problematic it is on its own.

0:40.5

It's like, but you're dressed like one.

0:43.8

Just hearing it all by itself.

0:45.2

I was like, that didn't come across the same way it does in the movie.

0:49.1

You need the whole scene.

0:50.4

In the movie.

0:50.8

Today's June 6, by the way, Ashley.

0:52.5

Today is a day where when I was a kid, I was told, you know, on June, the six month of the year, on the sixth day in the six hour, the devil will come see you in your room. I remember that to this day. It scared me so much as a kid. We made up the dumbest stuff to be scared of as

1:13.2

kids. I remember for me, the big thing was at school there was Bloody Mary, right? Like in the

1:19.4

mirror is like you turn you turn off the lights in the in the bathroom and then you turn a circle three

1:24.3

times and you're going to see you're in the mirror or something like that.

1:30.2

And the rules, the thing is the rules were fairly flexible.

1:30.9

Like everyone,

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