2025.05.23: Little Rules
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties.
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| 0:00.0 | Let me tell you something you already know. |
| 0:03.8 | The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. |
| 0:06.3 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.3 | Also better for yesterday. |
| 0:10.7 | Good morning for you. |
| 0:13.0 | We don't have that we to have because it is. |
| 0:15.6 | Morning somewhere. |
| 0:17.3 | For May 23rd, 2025. |
| 0:25.1 | So late. My name is Bernie Byrd sitting right over there. She's perfectly on time. |
| 0:33.0 | It's Ashley Burns. I had Ashley, everybody. Fast intro. That's my secret. I show up exactly when I intend to. And that is usually 10 minutes late. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. You know, tardiness is one of those things. I talked earlier this week that occasionally you have moments in a marriage where you realize you're very different people, like you know |
| 0:43.5 | five-year plan that you talked about yesterday. The other thing is, it's like, if one of you's on time |
| 0:48.6 | and one of you's not on time on a regular basis, that's just, you've got to learn to deal with |
| 0:54.1 | it. You just can't got to learn to deal with it. |
| 0:54.6 | You just got to let it go, man. |
| 0:58.1 | Let it go. |
| 0:59.3 | It's supposed to be somewhere at five. |
| 1:00.6 | Let's leave at five. |
| 1:01.6 | No, it's because I'm an optimist, right? |
| 1:04.1 | I assume that the traffic is going to be perfect. |
| 1:06.9 | The 20-minute drive is only going to take 15 minutes. |
| 1:10.1 | And so it's like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I think most marriages are that way. Most marriages are that way. Probably. Also, like, the planner versus the not planner kind of a thing too. Just not on a five-year basis, but on a regular basis of just like, da-da-da-da-da. |
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