2025.04.30: Blaming Lag
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US, Brexit lessons, Split Fiction, Sydney Sweeney, Thunderbolts reviews, and the Take It Down Act.
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| 0:00.0 | Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. |
| 0:05.1 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.3 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is |
| 0:15.5 | Morning, September. |
| 0:17.0 | Or April 30th, 2020, 5. |
| 0:20.5 | My name is Bernie Burns Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:26.0 | Do not call her quantitatively easy. |
| 0:28.4 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:29.5 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:31.0 | What's that supposed to be? |
| 0:32.0 | You know what quantitative easing is? |
| 0:33.4 | No. |
| 0:34.1 | I mean, I probably do, but we've been traveling. And you know, sometimes when you've just, |
| 0:40.9 | you've been doing a lot, you're out of your own time. And your brain takes like an extra 10 to 15 |
| 0:48.3 | seconds to make connections. It could normally make kind of instantaneously. That's where I'm at |
| 0:53.6 | this morning. So probably well after |
| 0:56.4 | we record this podcast, I'll be, I don't know, washing dishes and I'll go, all right. Well, the |
| 1:01.6 | brain also defends itself because you took that as some kind of offensive remark. I looked |
| 1:07.7 | over and you had eyebrows down. You look, why did you say that? No, I heard you're quantitatively easy. Also, uh, we're back in Scotland, everybody, by the way. So this was a nice, uh, reintroduction to Scotland because we, it's been about, what, three weeks since I've seen mush react to one of my, uh, intros. He had, welcome back, Mush. He had such a nice holiday. It was so relaxing. Everything was great and peaceful. And then you come back and immediately start screaming into a microphone. And he's like, oh, right. That's why it's so nice when these guys leave. Can I just say, what a glorious day here. It is like the sun is shining. There's not a cloud in the sky. Did we talk about how there was a day when we were gone? |
| 1:47.0 | No, we didn't talk about it. And I think we didn't talk about it because we were busy having the FOMO, but there was a day where there were no clouds over the UK. It was this stunning, glorious day for the entire UK. the very rare thing to have zero clouds at all. |
| 2:02.5 | And so they were able to get these satellite images of the whole UK with no clouds. |
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