Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are.

Because it's morning somewhere.

For April 20th, 2020.

Five.

My name is Bernie Burns. I'm back. How dare you? I have a podcast without me.

I liked my intro. Oh, what? I'm sorry. It was the pause before the five. Two on the nose.

A little bit two on the nose. Listen, you can nudge your timing on that. It's Ashley, everybody. Say hi to Ashley. Look, it's good to have you back. Oh, God, it's so good to be back after so long away. I was doing the count on this. We're going to hit 400 episodes on your birthday. Oh, that's exciting. In early May. And that's going to be a Saturday, though. So we'll celebrate probably on the Friday.

Celebrate 400.

But the real thing is, is that I'm going to hit 500, like a couple months after that.

And that will mean I've been on this podcast for more episodes than any other podcast I have ever been on.

That's a milestone to shoot for.

Also, how horrifying to have more than a thousand appearances on any podcast anywhere.

The next day you'll be like, all right, I'm done.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Talk about crazy things that are happening.

Did you get a switch?

Yes, but I pre-ordered in the UK because that's where we're going to be in June

when the switch comes out. So I heard that the pre-orders in the U.S., which opened yesterday,

were kind of, as one might expect, a bit of a shit show here and there. And, you know, it was difficult trying to get them pre-ordered online. A lot of people ended up having to basically go into their nearest game stop and try to pre-order a person. I know, right, the horror. You know, waiting the lines. I remember the midnight launch lines? Those were a good time, actually. But, you know, pre-order lines, maybe less. Or do we just have nothing else to do in our lives?

Like, we do often look back with those rose-tinted glasses at everything we did as if it's

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