2025.04.11: CHUD Money
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to steal your money. Extended version on the site.
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| 0:00.0 | Holy shit. |
| 0:02.3 | That's what they want you to think. |
| 0:04.6 | Hey! |
| 0:05.5 | You're reporting to you over there. |
| 0:07.7 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere! |
| 0:16.7 | For April 11, 2020. |
| 0:18.9 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:22.3 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.0 | The most engaged co-host we've ever had, Scott Fuller. |
| 0:28.3 | Say hi to Scott, everybody. |
| 0:30.2 | Hello, how are you doing, man? |
| 0:31.9 | And we bid you a good weekend to everyone who's tuning out immediately. |
| 0:37.4 | Thanks. I really appreciate that. |
| 0:40.5 | By the way, you have any idea how weird it is for me to listen to you in real speed? |
| 0:46.6 | I listen to you at 1.8 on my thing because I want the... |
| 0:51.5 | Yeah, because you're mental. |
| 0:52.7 | Well, I want the 27 minutes to go by in like 18 instead of fucking forever. This is supposed to be a 20-minute podcast, and it gets up to goddamn 27. It creeps. And they told us we were going to creep up. Like, there were cynical people in the comments in like the first couple episodes that go, they'll get up to like an hour before you know it. It goes like, no, we won't. and now we're at like 27 minutes. Well, that's amazing. Right before this started, and I'm wasting time saying this right now, he goes, By the way, you're only going to have 25 minutes. And I go, we need 40. I set a timer every time so people know. Otherwise, I got to sit here and edit like a motherfucker all my long. |
| 1:27.7 | I understand. And that's a pain in the ass. I get that. All right. So before we start, can I run things for a second? |
| 1:34.0 | The floor is your, Scott. All right. So look, before we get into the meat of our discussion, |
| 1:38.9 | which you know is going to be nuts and drive everybody crazy, let's have a couple ice breakers. By the way, we usually |
| 1:46.4 | talk about TV shows, so I thought about this one. You realize... You watch more TV. I rode with |
| 1:51.3 | you to Houston. Yeah. You and your wife were watching each watching a TV show while we're |
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