As it may yield an embarrassing emotional response in you, and as I'm duly swamped, I shall leave you to read it in solitude.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up!

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning September!

For March 27, 2020,

5.

Behind is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She does not care that I'm a little bit late.

Ashley Burns, say hi to Ashley, everybody.

Look, buddy, it's a lot different when you're late and when I'm late.

Am I right?

Did you hear my no pun intended pregnant pause after that? I was like, how do I make this joke

in a way that'll land? Won't have to play the violin music. Hey guys, listen, I, uh, sorry. Yeah,

I'm glad you did it. By the way, nobody's pregnant. No, that's not like, we're not leaving in anything. Yeah, I'm glad you did.

By the way, nobody's pregnant. No, that's not like, we're not leaving anything. Yeah, this isn't like a hint or a tease. No, we're fine. We're fine. Unless someone's got a food baby. Okay, can I do a quick follow-up from yesterday? One of our big topics yesterday, people were more than happy to weigh in on the speed of eating. But specifically,

we talked about how many bites it takes to eat a McDonald's burger. What did I guess? I guess 15, right? You guess 15. I was trying not to seem like a savage when I said 15. Okay. All right,

realistically, in your world, how many bites does it take? Well, I'll go with my 15, right? Because I'm just thinking about the size of a cheeseburger. It's not that big. Hey, look, if I'm going for it, I could get it in five. Okay. Well, the great news is... That's just me showing on. We have a scientist listening. And this is Star F from our Patreon Discord says, I happen to be pulling up to a McDonald's right as the conversation on how many bites it takes to eat a burger was happening. So here's the stats. Can I just pause for a second? You may. We've had people that have worked at JPL. Contact us, people that have worked in a district attorney's office. So Star F, congratulations.

You're the guy who's in the drive-thru. You're in such a steam company. The world takes

everybody, man. The world takes everybody. I've been there. I've been in that drive-through.

That has been me. You know what the worst thing ever. Have you ever been been in a drive-thru. That has been me. You know what the worst thing ever? Have you ever,

have you ever been in a drive-thru and they have a trash can that's in the drive-thru, like, where you can throw stuff away? Why is it always so full? Because there's people like me. Have you ever been in a drive-thru where you're throwing away something from another drive-thru in that? So that you have room in the car for the new drive-thru?

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