Hey, I'm trying to have a private conversation right now.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Zubber!

Or March 25th, 2020.

Five, my name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there. We were having a private conversation,

everybody. Ashley Burns, say hi to Ashley, everybody. It's not going to be private now.

iPad is still fighting me. Just wants to fight, just wants to fight. It shows violence today.

Look, the iPad knows how to make good content. It knows that the angrier you get and the ranger you get, the happier people will be.

Well, the iPad is in cahoots with our lovely young daughter because she fought me on every single damn thing this morning.

From the time she opened her eyes, it was a fight.

I want problems.

She didn't want anything. I had to hide her underwear in her pants to get her to put on underwear. She was like, she refused. She's like, I'm not doing it. And so I just hid them. And I said, do you want to just put on trousers? And that's it? She'd say, yeah. And then, and now she's fine. And then she's like, I must have seemed like a magician to her that somehow as she ended up with underwear on. How did you trick me? How did this happen? Can I make a statement here that's going to potentially, I'm going to lose people here. I'm going to lose people on this one. Am I one of the people? All right. This is really, seriously, you might want to distance yourself from me beforehand, because I'm going to say something that somebody

would be like, how dare you? Hold on. I'm going to back up. Ready? How dare you? All right. I'm

backed up. Solid. That was physical humor. I'm on a good podcast. By the way, I read a Reddit post the other day that was talking about the physical humor that Ryan Gosling does in the movie The Nice Guys, the Shane Black movie, The Nice Guys.

I cannot recommend that movie enough.

That is such, it's such a weird, like, it seems like separate from

all the other movies ever made. Does that make sense? It does make sense. That seems like one of

your comfort movies. That's one of the movies that you can go back and you just like sometimes

we'll dial it up just to watch it, just to enjoy it. It is really weird in the, it's got the star power of,

of Ryan Gosling and the gladiator.

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